Last Nite I Dreamt

Last Nite I Dreamt, I was going to my birthday dinner with about 25 people at Geisha House. We still had empty seats because not everybody had arrived, and all of a sudden a few extra people who I hadn't told came, and sat on the table. I told them that it was reserved for others but they were getting mad at me saying they had a right to sit on my table. After the dinner I went to the lounge for my birthday and nobody was there. I had to switch my spot in hopes to get a better view of the area, and all of a sudden these 3 older men sat in my bungalow and I told them it was reserved for me but they wouldn't move. I started getting mad at one of them and he had a heart attack and fainted, but he opened his eyes and put his index finger to his lips saying "shh." They left my bungalow. I was still texting most of my friends to see where they were but getting no response. Even my friend (whom I love so so much) who was supposed to come early with me showed up at 10:20 with a brown bag full of alcohol. I was so upset that even when she asked me for a drink, I said I didn't want one. Only a few of my friends showed up and the others didn't even bother to text me.

Last Nite I Dreamt, I was at the Staples store looking for a new mousepad. The worker was telling me which aisle I could find them in and I told him I already knew. I looked at the mousepads and there were so many types, Britney Spears, Simpsons, and all these other ones. There wee too many choices so I just didn't buy one.

Last Nite I Dreamt, I was a lesbian!

Last Nite I Dreamt, I thought I lost something important but I didn't know what it was. So I was going through my room and the desk was cluttered with all kinds of random crap that I didn't want. So as I kept digging through it all I finally found my Bible realized that's what I was looking for the whole time. =)

Last Nite I Dreamt, of blue oceans and white sand for miles. Blue water like I've never seen before, this dark bright blue. It was so pretty. And dolphins were playing close by and there were no birds in the sky. I had my coconut water, It was perfect. , I was just absorbing in the beauty. I was sitting for what seemed like eternity on some island and I kept thinking how lucky I was to have purchased the beach chair from Target while it was on sale because I was so comfortable and relaxed and happy. Then my alarm went off. I wish that moment lasted forever and I wish I really bought that damn chair from Target when it was on sale. This was one of my few very distinctively colorful dreams :)

Last Nite I Dreamt, I was at the movies with my grandfather, mother, sister, and other church friends. They had given out newspaper vouchers in the beginning of the movie to get free tequila shots, and my grandfather already had used his first voucher. He kept asking my mom to go get him another shot instantly, and she kept saying no. He kept demanding another newspaper voucher for another tequila shot so many times, that my sister's friend in front of us turned around and gave us his voucher.I had to get up and get him a tequila shot, and when I gave it to him, he took it so quickly.

Last Nite I Dreamt, I was Kim Kardashian's younger sister. I was at a talent agency building looking for her on the 4th floor. I found her walking into an agent's office for a meeting, so I went in with her. As I sat down, I shook hands with the agent and said, "Hi, I'm Kim Kardashian's younger sister," and I gave him my name. Outside the window there was a big jet waiting for Kim, I guess they were going to fly her out somewhere.

Last Nite I Dreamt, I was going clubbing with a few friends and celebs. T.I. was one of them. We were standing in line to get to our cars through the V.I.P entrance, passing everybody else waiting in the general line. For some reason I accidentally leaned on T.I.'s light pink striped shirt and then stained his shirt with my eyeliner. I didn't want to tell him about it, but my friend said I should, so he could try taking it off before it got worse. Then we all got into our cars, T.I. and the other celebs got into their Maseratis and other sports cars, while my friends and I got into our regular cars. My friend cut one of the celebs off who was speeding and I was like, um wouldn't you rather have them go first since their cars are faster? She said no, and we just followed the others.

Last Nite I Dreamt, I was an assistant for Ellen DeGeneres and I was running around doing errands for her. Then we ended up at a venue like the House Of Blues watching a band perform. All of a sudden the Fanta Girls came on to perform, and one of the girls was from Girlicious. I kept telling my one friend we should be the Fanta Girls for Halloween because I had the purple costume. She kept agreeing saying it would be funny to do that.

Last Nite I Dreamt, My ex- boyfriend was dating my sister and no one thought that was weird. He was over our house and was hanging out with my dad. Then, we went to a diner and my current boyfriend was there. I sat at a booth with him while my sister, dad, and ex were at another booth. I looked over and my ex was knitting. Then I saw my dad had taken up knitting because of my ex and he was knitting a candy cane. Finally, I looked back over at my boyfriend and he had taken up knitting too! I stared intently at him for a while and as he looked up I said, "Can I ask you a question? Did you take up knitting because of my ex- boyfriend?" He answered, ashamed of course, "No, no I didn't. Ok. Ya."