Last Nite I Dreamt

Last Nite I Dreamt, I was friends with Ozzy Osbourne and his family. I was having lunch with Kelly Osbourne by the beach and she left, then I texted Ozzy. He texted me back saying to take good care of her. My girl friend came to meet me up for lunch and she was showing me her white faux fur vest that she had just bought. I was showing her my texts from Ozzy, confused that he was typing so normally, with correct grammar and everything. Then Ozzy came by and started performing his daily play on the pier. It required the cast to swim in the ocean water. When the play was over I asked a few of his cast members what they did when the water was cold, they told me they would wear some suit under neath to keep them warm. I also asked them if anybody looked out for sharks while they were performing their play.

Last Nite I Dreamt, I was leaving an event with my sister, brother-in-law, niece and dog. It was night time and I was walking to my car. As I was driving away, they called me and asked if I wanted to go to another event where "the lights shoots the Hollywood stars." At that exact moments, bright lights started shooting in the sky, left and right. We ended up in a big room, like a haunted mansion. It had a dark and scary feel to it. Then from the doors, the vampire and possessed version of celebrities started coming out. This was just a game and they were all actors. I saw a scary version of Avril Lavigne and other random celebs. My sister had told me that they were nice in real life so I wasn't scared, even though these "monsters" were chasing me.

I realized that I had changed from my boots to my flip flops to make it easier for me to run (although wearing flip flops makes it harder for me to run so why I changed into them I do not know). My other sister was there too and we were all putting our boots in the corner of the room and changing into our flip flops. When the event was over, everybody was eating. I kept going back to the dessert but every time I ate it I was so full and was forcing the food down. My niece and dog were waiting in the car for us to finish the game. My brother-in-law would go back and forth to check up on them.

Last Nite I Dreamt, I was one of Donald Trump's three girlfriends. He owned a new hotel in Las Vegas that was shaped like the coffin of King Tutankhamen. He had a big diamond ring he was going to give to one of us. We were all getting ready to go to a big dinner banquet where there would be many billionaires there. Before going to the dinner, Donald, me, and the other two girl friends were sitting at a table just chatting with him. I could tell that one of the girls was really getting on his nerves and I had a feeling he was going to choose me as his main girlfriend and give me the diamond ring. (This dream was inspired by the life of Hugh Hefner and Kim Kardashian's wedding ring).

Last Nite I Dreamt, I was backstage at Christina Aguilera's concert, hanging out with Mary J. Blige and Adam Levine. I didn't take a picture with them but I wish I did. I also told myself I would tweet them later to make a better "connection" with them. I later had to call a fashion designer and she wouldn't talk to me because she didn't know me. She wouldn't even give me her name. I decided to say, "Well, I know Christina Aguilera, I was at her concert with Mary J. Blige and Adam Levine."

She then started giving me more information about her company. She started telling me to come in next week so we could meet and she could see my work. I realized this was a job interview and it's not what I was trying to go for. Her company was located really far from me too. I asked if she had a publicist because I would be able to help her get one. My sister was standing next to me though and she kept telling me not to say anything to the woman, since I wouldn't be getting paid for finding her a publicist. This scene took place in the kitchen of my old house (of course).

Last Nite I Dreamt, it was 10 years back in time. I was living in a bad area of San Francisco. My brother was Bruno Mars (he wasn't famous then) and we were being taken care of by our grumpy grandparents (their faces were completely strange to me). I was in the small room of our little house with Bruno and he was showing me this amazing new beat he was working on and he was singing along to it. I was completely in love with the song, it was jazzy yet poppy. I had some sort of epiphany and I started crying hysterically and hugging Bruno and I kept saying, "You're going to be so famous one day Bruno!! I know it!" I was so emotional and I kept repeating that to him. I had so much faith in him and I knew he was going to be a star.

Last Nite I Dreamt, I was bff with the Kardashians, literally. I was on their tv show and everything. They were going to the Maroon 5 concert and I knew I would get hookups because I was with them. Kourtney and Khloe brushed me off saying they only had 2 tickets for them and that I couldn't go with them. Kim said I could walk in with her if I assisted her stylist and dressed Kim up in some outfit. Then, we were all on a balcony very far from the stage but we saw Maroon 5 playing. The whole time I kept saying, "Wow I could have been down there near the stage!"

Last Nite I Dreamt, I was walking on Lamar Odom's street with a few girlfriends, and ran into him. My girlfriends and I started walking with him to his house. We got to the front porch area and we were waiting for Khloe Kardashian to come hang out with us. She was being a little weird, and didn't even come by to say hi.I then remember her coming by, and there was pesto sauce in her hair for some reason and I was looking through her hair to get the sauce out.

Last Nite I Dreamt, I was having dinner with Will.I.Am who turned out to be one of my friends. I told him I really wanted to intern for him. As I was having this discussion with him, I was going through the pages of a textbook, removing all pencil and pen marks. He was telling me that I might not want to intern for him because he'd be going on tour a lot. First he said if he goes to Texas I may not want to join him, then he said he might have a permanent project in Miami and said I could join him there. I told him I was completely down for it, and I was supposedly set to start interning for him in a few weeks. I told him I had a couple music projects I'd be working on but I was willing to give those up to work and record with him. I kept telling him that he's legit and credible, so of course I'd give up anything to intern for him.

Last Nite I Dreamt, I went to my friend's house. Suddenly he had twin younger sisters named Mira and Kiram (really weird names). THey were practicing their gymnastics in the other room. My friends and I were all getting ready to go out. My guy friend showed up wearing a purple sweater, then Diana Agron from Glee also showed up. I got really excited telling my guy friend I wanted to set him up with Diana, but turns out Diana had just come over to baby-sit the twins. I felt bad for my friend, I mean hey, I tried.

Last Nite I Dreamt, I was Britney Spears and Kevin Federline was right next to me. I was with her sons Jaden and Sean, playing with them. I was trying to make things better with Kevin but I knew it wouldn't work out. I just wanted to hold him, love him and talk to him, but I didn't, because I knew it wouldn't matter. I just kept playing with the kids.